Welcome to Rank Kings! We are far from a conventional company, and we will never be one. 

Instead, we are a small group of open-minded and free-spirited individuals who live life on our terms. We don’t allow society to judge us, and we don’t judge others. 

We allow each person to be creative and express themselves how they see fit. This means dressing how they like, not being afraid to speak what’s on their mind, and developing a system that works for them. For example, if you need a 10ft Buddha to pray to each day, we’ll find one for you – (freak).

Are you inked up? Great, let’s compare ink. Do you have a 3-inch nose ring? Sweet, bring it. Are you Gay, Bisexual, Lesbian, or Transgender? Amazingly fabulicious; come work with us.

We are a group of people who don’t like being controlled. We work till five, but happy hour starts at four…massive conflict, so to fix that, we now drink at work.  

We seek to bring on open-minded people who are just as much of an idiot as we are. If you get offended easily or at all, this is not the place for you.